brokencourage:

Omfg the other day this kid asked the teacher if she wanted him to clear the halls and she thought he was just gonna scream and tell everyone to go to clasS BUT INSTEAD HE FARTED THE LOUDEST AND SMELLIEST FART TO EVER HAVE EXISTED

(via tribaltriangles)

jalexlikestothrust:

alltimelowtrencher:

If you call bassists ugly I will slap you in the face with Zack Merrick

with Jaime Preciado attached

(via tribaltriangles)

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

(Source: joshfrancesgay, via orgasm)

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

queenofthedreamers:

mypatronusisyou:

you know what I love? everyone’s mutual love and respect for harry potter

we might not all talk about Harry Potter that much but no matter what wars between or inside fandoms are happening, Harry Potter still trumps everything else and makes it irrelevant 

if someone makes a Harry Potter reference it’s immediately understood no matter what other fandoms you’re in

After all this time?

Always.

(via the-moose-sam)

pineappledean:

 #MY HERO #I JUST #IS JENSEN TRYING TO MAKE DEAN SEXY HERE OR IS IT AN ACCIDENT #LIKE I JUST #IF HE’S DOING TI ON PURPOSE I WANT TO SCREAM BECAUSE WHAT AN ASSHOLE #BUT IF IT’S UNINTENTIONAL I JUST WANT TO SCREAM BECAUSE LIKE #WHAT AN ASSHOLE

(Source: ragingcanadian, via the-moose-sam)

sinagogue:

those friends that clap right in your face and then say “haha you flinched” are the worst friends

(Source: msjewbooty, via the-moose-sam)